Cry Translator App Bewertungen

ich habe den Link heute von einem Kumpel erhalten und dachte er will mich verarschen... das es soetwas gibt ! Dann habe ich es einfach mal getestet ... Augen zu und schwuppps was das ultra teure App da ! aber nun zum Test.... Heute Abend war ich alleine da meine Frau für 2h wegmusste, und mein kleiner Bengel ( 3 Monate ) schrie als jemand Ihm ein Messer in die Brust gerammt hätte ... jajaja jede Frau würde sagen ....klar mein Kind will das ...... aber die Mama war nicht da und dann ist guter Rat teuer !!!! ... also ran ans Iphone und Test .... laut dem Iphone will der kleine schlafen .... der doofe Papa glaubt aber das er Hunger hat ( ich muss ja sehen ob das App geht ... ) NEIN !!! Er will nichts essen !!!! er schrieeee und schrieeeeee und schrieeeeee . Dann habe ich den Test mehrfach wiederholt ! 10x davon sagte mir das APP das er 8x Schlafen wollte und 2x das es Ihm nicht gut ging ! ergo AB INS BETT !!! und !!! es hat geklappt !! nach 2 Minuten war der Spuk zu ENDE und das APP hat sich für mich schon gezahlt gemacht !!!! Für jeden VATER !!!! KAUFEN !!!!!!!!! Für jede Mama ... ach die Frauen wissen es doch immer eh besser !!!! Es kann so manche Nervenzelle retten !!!!!!!! und davon haben wir ja nicht so viele !!!!

Works great, I’d say its 90% accurate. I️ started using when my baby was 2 months old. Great app thank you!!

I know there are some terrible reviews for this app. All I can say is that 'results may vary', because this thing worked like a charm when my boy was an infant. At first, I thought it was crap, because it so often said 'hungry'. Even right after he ate. But then we realized (with a doctor's help) that he wasn't eating enough. When we upped his food intake, the app really shined. It was accurate I'd say 90% of the time. I don't know HOW it works, but it does. And I thank the developers.

Baby started crying throughout the day and when the baby was in discomfort due to having a dirty diaper, it would say she was hungry or bored. Save your money.

My baby was screaming bloody murder and it said bored? Yeah don't think so lol

This doesn't work. Always says it can't translate. Don't waste your money

I should have known this was not real. The answers do not work and the app crashes as well. Answers are totally random and not real. Do not buy this.

This is the easiest robbery ever.. I wish I had verified the authenticity first .. Doesn't work and is just BS ..

I am assuming those of you who can't get this to work aren't too tech savvy! Works like a charm every time for my 5-month old....the suggestions are common sense but good to see in a pinch when you have a crying baby! Definitely recommended for first-time parents that ARE tech savvy.

Using this app from two different phones at the same time gives two different results. Takes 10 seconds of continuous uninterrupted crying, with no background noises to work.

Bought this app after a YouTube video suggested it. What a wasted of money. It gave four different results within ten minutes after the first initial result when I tried again. Might as well set $5 on fire.

This is by far the WORST app I've ever payed for.cant believe I payed for this crap

I have been playing with the app with my new born for about a hour and the program keeps saying not able to translate. I feel I wasted money.

DO NOT BUY-DO NOT BUY-DO NOT BUY!!!! Ok. So I think we all agree this is just a spoof app or a gag app. It does not work. No matter the cry it always read hungry for my iPhone 4S. This is not a real app and was a serious waste of money. I thought by the description it would have worked and was a serious app but it is not. Just plain garbage. DO NOT BUY!

This just gives you inconsistent reasons why your maybe might be crying, chosen at random. Pass.

I got this app to try with my first child who was just recently born a couple months ago. When I first tried the app I had an iPhone 3G and the translator didn't work that well but I just attributed to the phone. It took me about 6 or 7 times before it would give me results. Of course for good measure I would see if the results were accurate by trying it again to see if I would get the same results but needless to say I would give up because it would take another 6 or 7 times to output anything. Sometimes it was the same result as the first or it would change. That's about 2 minutes to get the supposed "translation". You're better off going on your intuition because it will probably be more accurate and faster. The app says it takes less then 10 seconds to get a translation but what they don't say it that it does not always give a translation after that 10 seconds. I have tried holding it away and close to the baby but the results are usually the same. I actually get more frustrated with trying to use the app then with the baby crying. Even if this app was free I wouldn't use it. Not sure how this app got medals, prizes or good reviews but stay away because it's not worth the frustration.

This program is correct about 20% of the time; Which doesn't say much when you only have 5 possible options. This is either a scam or the developer has a long way to go. I am very tech savy and this thing didn't help at all. It gives good suggestions for the indicated cause of crying, but rarely indicates the correct cause. Nothing more than a novelty.

Completely wrong, all the time. Would be fun to play with if free. Don't waste your money

My usually laid-back & jovial toddler has his moments where he's whiny & I've just no idea what he's going on about. So, I tried this cry translator on him & it WORKED! Amazing!!

Seriously all you people that think this does not work must be men or nontechnical!! I am a new mom and love this app. I was over feeding my little guy because I always checked the normals things, diaper, feeding and burping. If all those checked out I offered milk again and he always took it. I thought I was on the right track until he spit it all up. With this app it tells me stressed, sleepy, hungry, etc with no guess work. I love this thing and it has been right more than 95% of the time!! It does say no translation sometimes but that because my little one was not in a full cry. I have recommended this app and all new parents should get this because it makes you a better parent and the child happier.

I bought this app last month, after a friend of mine recommended it to me. It took me a while to get used to place it at the right distance, but after that, it has always got it right, with the only exceptions being the occasions when there was some background noise. I even was trying it with my friends' babies and, hard to believe for them, it was always right!!! I'm still impressed by it's accuracy, and so are my friends!! And so will be you if you have the chance to try it! Really awesome.

You would have better luck using this to translate Swahili. This is without a doubt the worst 9.99 I've ever spent on an App

I was skeptical when I purchased this and it seems I was right to be. I have had no success with this app at all. In back to back "translations" it's given me very different answers and frequently it's said no translation possible even though there has been no other noises to interfere. I do not recommend this app.

My husband bought it and ofcourse I thought it won't work, but surprisingly it works good, I believe it 80%of the time And that is good when it comes to anything fit babies

Totally worthless! Don't waste your money. Total scam.

Seriously, rolling dice would be just as accurate. If they really believed in their product, there would be a free trial version, maybe allowing for 20 uses. But then no one would buy it, because it would only be correct once or twice.

Errored five times, then said hungry, then said bored; 20% chance it's right! A fool and his money soon part - wow, I'm a fool for parting with that $9.99!

The Cry Translator makes parenting easier. It's like having our son's grandmother there to help when he cries. The Cry Translator has also helped my husband become a more doting father. With this app we are both more relaxed so we can calm our baby down quickly. As a result we have found our son cries less. Peace has returned to our home!    With the latest upgrade a "silence please" message is displayed while picking up the baby's crying.  I used to speak to my baby while he was crying as I didn't realize it was interfering with the program. Now it works perfectly and I love it!

I think safari is a better web browser but if you are looking to conceal your information and browsing from others this app works great.

I bought this app based on hearing about it on the news. I have tried it a number of times on my two week old and each time it has been wrong. I obviously know that when he wakes he is hungry and this app keeps telling me he is bored. Atleast I learned that I should have had more faith in myself to figure out my own baby. I would have saved $$

If I paid a dollar I wouldn't have minded. But 10 bucks is a waste. Tested in on my daughter several times. Each time I get a different reading. Don't waste your money.

I have not had the error issues the other users report. I bought this just for my own amusement, as I can typically interperet my twins' messages through their cries. I use it when i KNOW what they are crying about, and it's always dead on. My kids are 10 months old, though...maybe it's just better for older infants?

Definitely a waste of money unless they come up with some amazing update. Trying on our four month old, it is all over the map. I can do it ten times in a row while he's crying and the anwers are never consistent. Probably worth .99 for goofing around, but it's not a serious diagnostic tool.

I usually do not write reviews. I am a father of 1 month old and I can tell the reason why my baby is crying most of the time. I found a news article about this app and did not want to buy it but thought let me try and see. First of all, this app is such a waste of money. I tested out several times since I bought this app. I was so fed up when I used it first time because my baby was crying for milk but the app was saying she was bored, then second time annoyed and then again bored and hungry- annoyed. I repeated the test for 10 times atleast and everytime I got different reason. I thought I was doing something wrong and tried to read FAQ's about the app and stuffs like that. I give up now. This app shows hungry when my baby has full stomach and cries for diaper change. Anyways long story short do not buy this crap. As a parent we should know better about baby's cry and should learn on the go. Do not depend on this app for even a suggestion. If you want to use this app for fun then go ahead and purchase it. BTW, when your baby cries, will you attend to her and provide her what she wants or going to open up your iPhone and start this crap application to figure out?

I am assuming those of you who can't get this to work aren't too tech savvy! Works like a charm every time for my 5-month old....the suggestions are common sense but good to see in a pinch when you have a crying baby! Definitely recommended for first-time parents that ARE tech savvy.

Kind of works on occasion, but certainly isn't worth $10.

I had far more success deciphering the cries of my two year old myself. Usually it lists sleepy, or bored. That's if you can get it to read, which usually takes multiple attempts. As a recent joke on SNL put it - if the baby's crying one thing to try is to put down the iPhone. haha Bottom line - I wouldn't waste my money on this. Trust your instincts.

This app accurately identifies the cries of my 3 month old.

Errors out every time I attempt to use it to decipher the cries of my 8 month old little girl. Don't waste your money... Hi Ripa!