Cry Translator App Reviews

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Not bad

I have not had the error issues the other users report. I bought this just for my own amusement, as I can typically interperet my twins messages through their cries. I use it when i KNOW what they are crying about, and its always dead on. My kids are 10 months old, though...maybe its just better for older infants?

Waste of 10 dollars

If I paid a dollar I wouldnt have minded. But 10 bucks is a waste. Tested in on my daughter several times. Each time I get a different reading. Dont waste your money.

Works Well

I have an 16 month old boy and it works pretty well. At least I have a second opinion to match up against my own gut. Hes a little old for the suggestions, but thats not really a problem.

Waste of money!

I bought this app based on hearing about it on the news. I have tried it a number of times on my two week old and each time it has been wrong. I obviously know that when he wakes he is hungry and this app keeps telling me he is bored. Atleast I learned that I should have had more faith in myself to figure out my own baby. I would have saved $$

Safari is better

I think safari is a better web browser but if you are looking to conceal your information and browsing from others this app works great.

I love it ! A great help !

The Cry Translator makes parenting easier. Its like having our sons grandmother there to help when he cries. The Cry Translator has also helped my husband become a more doting father. With this app we are both more relaxed so we can calm our baby down quickly. As a result we have found our son cries less. Peace has returned to our home!    With the latest upgrade a "silence please" message is displayed while picking up the babys crying.  I used to speak to my baby while he was crying as I didnt realize it was interfering with the program. Now it works perfectly and I love it!

Doesnt work

Errored five times, then said hungry, then said bored; 20% chance its right! A fool and his money soon part - wow, Im a fool for parting with that $9.99!

Waste of $9.99

Seriously, rolling dice would be just as accurate. If they really believed in their product, there would be a free trial version, maybe allowing for 20 uses. But then no one would buy it, because it would only be correct once or twice.

Waste of money

Totally worthless! Dont waste your money. Total scam.

Love it

My husband bought it and ofcourse I thought it wont work, but surprisingly it works good, I believe it 80%of the time And that is good when it comes to anything fit babies

Waste of money

I was skeptical when I purchased this and it seems I was right to be. I have had no success with this app at all. In back to back "translations" its given me very different answers and frequently its said no translation possible even though there has been no other noises to interfere. I do not recommend this app.

Worthless...

You would have better luck using this to translate Swahili. This is without a doubt the worst 9.99 Ive ever spent on an App

Cry Translator - Awesome

I bought this app last month, after a friend of mine recommended it to me. It took me a while to get used to place it at the right distance, but after that, it has always got it right, with the only exceptions being the occasions when there was some background noise. I even was trying it with my friends babies and, hard to believe for them, it was always right!!! Im still impressed by its accuracy, and so are my friends!! And so will be you if you have the chance to try it! Really awesome.

Awesome app

Seriously all you people that think this does not work must be men or nontechnical!! I am a new mom and love this app. I was over feeding my little guy because I always checked the normals things, diaper, feeding and burping. If all those checked out I offered milk again and he always took it. I thought I was on the right track until he spit it all up. With this app it tells me stressed, sleepy, hungry, etc with no guess work. I love this thing and it has been right more than 95% of the time!! It does say no translation sometimes but that because my little one was not in a full cry. I have recommended this app and all new parents should get this because it makes you a better parent and the child happier.

Works even for toddlers!

My usually laid-back & jovial toddler has his moments where hes whiny & Ive just no idea what hes going on about. So, I tried this cry translator on him & it WORKED! Amazing!!

Doesnt work for my baby

Completely wrong, all the time. Would be fun to play with if free. Dont waste your money

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

This program is correct about 20% of the time; Which doesnt say much when you only have 5 possible options. This is either a scam or the developer has a long way to go. I am very tech savy and this thing didnt help at all. It gives good suggestions for the indicated cause of crying, but rarely indicates the correct cause. Nothing more than a novelty.

Dont bother with this app.

I got this app to try with my first child who was just recently born a couple months ago. When I first tried the app I had an iPhone 3G and the translator didnt work that well but I just attributed to the phone. It took me about 6 or 7 times before it would give me results. Of course for good measure I would see if the results were accurate by trying it again to see if I would get the same results but needless to say I would give up because it would take another 6 or 7 times to output anything. Sometimes it was the same result as the first or it would change. Thats about 2 minutes to get the supposed "translation". Youre better off going on your intuition because it will probably be more accurate and faster. The app says it takes less then 10 seconds to get a translation but what they dont say it that it does not always give a translation after that 10 seconds. I have tried holding it away and close to the baby but the results are usually the same. I actually get more frustrated with trying to use the app then with the baby crying. Even if this app was free I wouldnt use it. Not sure how this app got medals, prizes or good reviews but stay away because its not worth the frustration.

Magic 8 ball

This just gives you inconsistent reasons why your maybe might be crying, chosen at random. Pass.

HORRIBLE APP! FAKE!

DO NOT BUY-DO NOT BUY-DO NOT BUY!!!! Ok. So I think we all agree this is just a spoof app or a gag app. It does not work. No matter the cry it always read hungry for my iPhone 4S. This is not a real app and was a serious waste of money. I thought by the description it would have worked and was a serious app but it is not. Just plain garbage. DO NOT BUY!

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